It's time for all of us to pile into the Winnebago and head down to sunny San Diego for Tiki Oasis 7. This year the entire crowne plaza resort has been rented out just for those of us who love the tiki culture. Listen to great surf rock, exotica and DJ's a plenty. Tickets include both nights of fun but you should stay at the hotel for the most fun. You like cocktails? How about trinkets? Maybe a nice Polynesian poolside luau? Then don't miss all three days of Tiki Oasis 7. Sunshine and Pumpkin will be there with bells on. Or maybe a lei or two. Listen to this weeks show for more great details and the usual shenanigans.

Click HERE to visit the official Tiki Oasis 7. Probably the best damn tropical event of the Summer.

Drink of the Week
French Polynesia
1oz dark rum
1oz light rum
2oz lychee juice
1 cup frozen pineapple chunks
1/2oz Grand Marnier
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender and hit the button. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. Try to use fresh pineapple spears for garnish.

Sunshine has discovered the best damn tiki directory every. Go to konakai.com to check out anything you can possibly imagine in the tiki world. You need tropical dog colars? Got it. You've been looking for a pineapple cooler for your brews? Got that too. Pumpkin got stuck in a dress this week, she was not taking into account the size of her rear area when slipping into the dressing room. Baby got back! Sunshine gives the low down on the new white trash neighbors and Pumpkin gets dirty emails from her 80 year old grandmother. Thats a show.

Click HERE to visit Konakai.com, your one stop resource for everything tiki, tropical or fun.

Drink of the Week
Cherry Blossom Punch
1/2oz lime juice
1/4oz grenadine
1/2oz Hawaiian punch
1 1/2oz Puerta Rican light rum
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. We suggest orange rings, cherries and orchids.

Aloha and Mahalo for making the Zen Tiki Lounge so much fun. Pumpkin is afraid for her life now that she knows her Tivo is stalking her. It started sweet and innocent but the tension is mounting. Planning a trip to Spain, Tivo records a show about Spain. Hate your old, dirty toilet? Tivo records a how to replace a toilet show. It only gets creepier from there. Sunshine tells us about Fatty Sex and the wonderful literature donated by the Jehova's witnesses. We also share some good tips on starting your Summer Tiki Garden early.

Click HERE to visit Club One Seven, a kick ass bed and breakfast in Thailand.

Drink of the Week
Don's Pearl
1/2oz lime juice
1/2oz passion fruit juice
1oz guava juice
1/4oz honey cream mix
2oz bacardi light rum
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with a single strawberry on rim of glass.