Sunshine and Pumpkin remember the family vacations of past Summers. Pumpkin has a far different view on the old family vacation, hotels not camping. Sunshine ruffed it with a tent and home made camper complet with porta potty. You need to listen just to hear about "hobo stew," quite possibly the best in camp cooking. And don't forget the best reaons for stopping by the lounge, a new cocktail every week.

Drink of the Week
Voyant Chai Liqueur
2oz Voyant Chai Liqueur
6oz Coffee or Hot Cocoa
Just stir and add some whip cream.

 

Sunshine tells how to plan a great Halloween party and keep it real. Try lots of black light, plenty of spider web, good old fashioned dry ice and some tasty bits and pieces. Make sure to tell your guests its a costume party, strongly recommend costumes. Last but not least you will need to make some themed cocktails.

Drink of the Week
Yellow Tang
1.5oz Raspberry Rum
1oz Citrus Vodka
Add V8 Mango and stir. Yummmy!

 

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, do we need to decorate our yards for Halloween? Should it look like Snoopy and friends blew up on my neighbors yard? No! Halloween is supposed to be scary and surprising. Can you tell Sunshine is sensitive to this subject? You will get Sunshines point of view on a true Halloween.

Drink of the Week
Hot Scotch
1.5oz Butterscotch Schnapps
6-8oz Hot Chocolate
Add Schnapps to hot cocoa and stir. Yummmy!

 

After a tough week at work Pumpkin gets a little tossed. No worries, it's all in the job here at the Zen Tiki Lounge. We do it for the listeners. Anywho, Pumpkin signs up for Christian Sex College in the hope to find true spiritual engorgement. Then she tells of her new discovery called Xtube. If that isn't enough already, Sunshine is off the wagon and on the bottle. It was just going to be one drink. Then two. And three. Now it's old times again. Two sauced companions talking trash on everyone and everything.

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Drink of the Week
Nipple Twister
1.5oz Raspberry Rum
1oz Grand Marnier
4oz fresh squeezed OJ
Combine juice, Grand Marnier, rum in glass with ice, stir, then stir again. Pour one for you and one for a friend.

 

Theres nothing better than sipping an "Orange Screw" in good company. Sunshine and Pumpkin share a good cocktail and some very important chit chat. Sunshine returns from rehab and tells of his experience with the higher power. Did he give up the booze? Did he email any children? Will Pumpkin ever find out people do such strange things in moving cars? Listen to find out!

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Drink of the Week
Orange Screw
1.5oz Orange Rum
1oz Vanilla Vodka
4oz fresh squeezed OJ
Combine juice, vodka in glass with ice, stir, then stir again. Don't forget to garnish with an orange wheel.

 

Do you ever get the feeling the whole world is against you? Sometimes here in the Lounge it seems that powerful forces are closing in on us, but no worry, get your drink of the week ready and let it all melt away. This is our first 30 minute episode. The Zen Tiki Lounge will now post two shows a week, each 30 minutes. That means a shorter show but still the same time with our listeners. On the plus side you get two drinks a week. Make sure you check out microwavecam.com for some very important videos of things melting.

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Drink of the Week
Tall Readhead
1.5oz pomegranate juice
1.5oz Vodka
4oz lemon lime soda
Lemon wedge
Combine juice, vodka in glass with ice, stir, then add lemon lime soda and give another stir. Don't forget to garnish with a lemon wedge.Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredeints ready: fresh squeezed OJ, vanilla vodka, orange rum, orange wheel for garnish

 

Most people think fall has arrived when the leaves turn and the air is crisp. Not here in the Lounge, we know Fall has arrived when we see our first titty hard ons of the season. Fall brings cooler weather but the Lounge stays hot as ever. Have you heard about the latest in bra technology? Pumpkin chats about new bras and everything else booby related. Don't miss our delicious drink of the week, yet another cocktail using pomegranate juice.

Drink of the Week
Pomrita
1oz pomegranate juice
1oz tequila
3/4oz fresh lime juice
1/4oz simple syrup
salt and lime for garnish
Combine juices, tequila in glass with ice, stir, then add simple syrup and give another stir. Don't forget to rim your glass with salt and garnish with a lime wedge.Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredeints ready: pomegranate juice, vodka, lemon lime soda, lemon wedge for garnish