Pumpkin has a lot to say about beer openers in hotel bathrooms. You would have never thought something so simple could drive someone so crazy. Hillary Clinton as the next president? We hope not. But, the most interesting topic of the week has got to be Pumpkins new idea for a game show invlolving oral sex on random people, or is it random? Listen for all the great moments in this weeks show.

Drink of the week
Yellow Bird
1.5 oz light rum
1 oz banana liqueur
3oz pineapple juice
Mix all in shaker with ice, pour over ice.

Next weeks drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Shasta Tiki Punch, vodka or rum and a juice of your choice.

After several requests, Sunshine tells everyone how to pick out the perfect Hawaiian Shirt. Hawaiian shirts are the perfect attire for a luau, casual dinner, or your local PTA meeting. Don't be fooled by low prices and kitchy designs, go with an original. Pumpkin tells all about her trip to Alaska, as well as the horrible service provided by Alaska Airlines. Take it from us, never never fly Alaska Airlines. Other random topics include: People using cell phones in the bathroom, frequent bladder medications, and Tiger Woods playing grab ass with himself.

Drink of the Week
Surf Rider
1 oz light rum
1oz dark rum
1 tsp lemon juice
1 oz orange juice
dash of orgeat syrup
sugar to taste
Shake all in shaker with ice, pour over ice.

Next week's drink
Have the following ingredients ready, light rum, banana liqueur, orange juice, pineapple juice.

Have you ever wondered what other people are thinking when they make decisions? We have to. Hear our thoughts on the new phenomenom of christian perfumes. Don't forget about the newest thing in toilet paper, Christian toilet paper. Pumpkin brings in samples of some vagina burning bath salts, we discuss. Pumpkin also goes into the fun and drama of old people in public bathrooms. Sunshine puts out an add for a lounge/pool boy. Lastly we do some email shout outs and a hello to all our friends on myspace. Tune in and check us out in the lounge this week to hear about all this and more.

Drink of the Week
Moraccan Tea
2 cups chilled fresh brewed tropical tea
15 smashed mint leaves
splash of roses lime juice
1 cup vodka
2 cups ice.
Mix chilled tea, vodka and lime juice in a pitcher. Stir, add ice and mint leaves. Serve coldwith an orange wheel for garnish.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: dark rum, light rum, lemon juice, sugar, OJ, orgeat syrup.

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This weeks episode is jam packed with bacon, insanity and a dash of terrorism. Sunshine introduces his favorite new cook book, all about bacon. Did you know bacon can be for dessert? Saddam goes on a one meal hunger strike, there a real trooper for ya. We read a delightful email from Michelle in Switzerland about legal gay unions, discuss thoughts and opinions. This takes the Jesus out of marriage. Pumpkin gives us a quick update on her mothers latest bought of insanity while we listen to some classical violin concertos.

Drink of the week
Well Drink
Mix 2oz vodka with 6 oz of cranberry, oj or grapefruit juices. Pour ingredients over ice and stir.

Next weeks drink
Whole mint leaves, fresh brewed tropical tea, Rose's lime juice, vodka, an orange.