This weeks episode is a little sick in more than one way.  Not only was Sunshine deathly ill from a killer cold, but Pumpkin felt like discussing a subject that many of you may find extremely revolting.  Sunshine gets up on his soap box to warn everyone about the evils of concentrated pineapple juice as it is one of the needed ingredients for many a tiki cocktail.  Check those lables carefully or you may end up with a poor tasting mai tai.  Our regular listeners were very active in the past few weeks, giving us lots of subject matter and even some Music.  Thank you to Peter for the cool 80's tunes and listener Don for the feedback on a previous show topic, the merkin.  Because Sunshine was so ill he didn't conjure up a new cocktail so we had some old favorites instead.  Try a Yellow Bird for example, always a crowd pleaser and Pumpkins favorite cocktail.

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Drink of the Week
Yellow Bird
3oz Pineapple juice (not from concentrate)
1oz banana schnapps
1oz coconut rum
Use a small hurricane glass for this one.  Put all ingredients in a shaker with ice and pour into chilled glass with cubed ice. This drink is for those with a sweet tooth.  Don't like em so sweet?  Try a squeeze of lime, it works well with this cocktail.

 

Theres nothing better than a show just coming together. Although the first few minutes were a bit difficult due to the unpredictable nature of a certain someones canine, it all worked out. Pumpkin had her pooch Charles join us this week and he certainly didn't mind making plenty of noise. For some reason he wasn't too keen on the cocktail. We tried a pomegranate lemonade type concoction that is sure to please anyone who isn't looking for a complicated beverage. Sweet and tart and still packed with plenty o' booze. Speaking of drinks, Sunshine tells the listeners about a new iPhone application call "Drinks." This handy little app has over 4500 recipes and you can add your own, perfect for the bartender in all of us. We also discuss the Red Cross current ban on gay blood, the unexpected electrical usage of your wall air freshener and plenty of other shenanigans.

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Drink of the Week
Koro's Heart
3oz Pineapple juice (not from concentrate)
.5oz fresh lemon juice
1oz pomegranate schnapps
.5oz pomegranate syrup (we recommend Monin)
Be sure to chill the glasses first, the frost really makes this drink a winner. Toss everything in a shaker with ice cubes, not crushed ice. Shake for just a moment and pour into chilled glasses filled with ice. Garnish with a single lemon wheel.

 

The Zen Tiki Lounge is full of great tiki info this week and a brand new cocktail per the usual. The cocktail this week comes to us from the Belagio in Las Vegas, a snobby libation that pleases the taste buds and olfactory senses. Pumpkin brings us some discussion on working out with Jesus, a new aerobic exercise that is sweeping the southern states. She also shares a few stories from her most recent cruise along the eastern seaboard. Sunshine keeps a little more on topic with the first tid bits on Tiki Oasis VII coming in 2009. Sunshine brings some cool new websites for everyone to check out, you see our links below and be sure to give a hit and listen as these are also podcasts. Thats enough for a great show but Pumpkin tossed in a little banter about monkey poon because she has the endless need to bring the show down to a 4th grade level if you know what I mean. Still a great listen and an outstanding cocktail.

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Drink of the Week
Nueva Vida
2oz Pineapple juics (not from concentrate)
1.5oz top shelf gold rum
.5oz Falernum
.5oz Amaretto
Juice of 1/2 fresh lime
Be sure to have a tall chilled glass ready with cubes of ice. Put everything in a shaker and give a good tossing. Strain and pour into glass. Top with grated nutmeg (careful not to add to much) and a mint sprig. Drink without a straw so you can enjoy the mint and nutmeg with every sip. Delicioso!

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin could not be happier about recording the 100th podcast. Not only was this a lot of fun, having so many listeners in the lounge but we met some new drinkers/listeners and a blast doing it. To get the party going we started off with the group sucking of a very large Scorpion Bowl, followed by several other favorite cocktails from the Zen Tiki Lounge. We honestly tried to make it through one show without mention of Pumpkins vagina troubles but one of our guests brought it up before we could put a stop to it. We also had a few unexpected bits of shenanigans that caught us off guard. This is just one of those shows you need to listen to and pretend you were part of it. Really!!! For this weeks cocktail just mix up a scorpion to share with friends or try one of the other great ZTL cocktails from our tour down memory lane. Look below to find the link to the Bikini Beachcombers, some of their great tunes played on this episode.

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Drink of the Week
Scorpion Bowl
6oz Silver Rum
4oz fresh squeezed lemon juice
6oz fresh squeezed orange juice
2oz Orgeat
1oz Brandy
Just toss it all in a large communal bowl with lots of crushed ice and you and 3 friends are ready to get the party started. Garnish with a single gardenia or orchid floating on top, BEAUTIFUL.

 

Pumpkin has just returned from her trip to the east coast and just realized that she has become a bit of a cocktail snob. After two years of drinking fresh juice and fancy tiki cocktails she can no longer stomach the pre made crappy bar drinks served on cruise ships. Just goes to show that those who follow our cocktail making advice may discover that you have never really had a cocktail till you try one of ours. But, as luck would have it Pumpkin isn't in the lounge for long, her pooch was without a sitter and Sunshine had to call in co-host number 2. Luckily Starshine lives close by and was in need of a stiff drink. Starshine and Sunshine carry on with the show and get a little excited about their upcoming weekend in San Diego for Tiki Oaiss VIII. Listen for a spell and enjoy the shenanigans.

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Drink of the Week
Chiquita's Hat
1oz Tropical Tequila
3/4oz 99 Bananas Schnapps
3/4oz Papaya Schnapps
4oz Dole Pine/Orange?Banana juice
Juice of 1/2 lime
1/2oz juice from maraschino cherry jar
Lots of ingredients but easy to make. Use a tall collins glass or tall tiki mug. Fill 2/3 with crushed ice and pour in cherry juice. Add 1/2 cup crushed ice to shaker and toss in everything but the lime juice. Shake a few times and pour into glass. Top with lime juice. Garnish well with lime wedge, pineapple spear, maraschino cherry, orange wheel and anything else you see fit. This is after all supposed to look like Chiquita's Hat. Use a nice long straw to avoid poking your eye out when drinking. Ravashing!!!.

 

Pumpkin is still playing hooky from the lounge, but Sunshine finds another co-host for the week and manages to have a good time. Starshine rejoins us in the Zen Tiki Lounge for a tart cocktail and an engaging conversation about gay marriage, party planning and things to do in Las Vegas. We end the show with a request to our fans, tell us your favorite ZTL drink or story for our upcoming 100th show. We can't wait. Mahalo.

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Drink of the Week
Grey Beards Ghost
1.5oz Myer's Dark Rum
4oz fresh grapefruit juice
2 to 3 dashes Peychauds bitters
.5oz orgeat (almond syrup
No shaker for this one. Put everything in the glass you will serve in (tiki mug recommended since drink color is brownish) and stir with stick. Last, add plenty of crushed ice to fill. Do not shake, you don't want froth on this drink Garnish with long piece of grapefruit zest coated in cinnamon and sugar.

 

Where in the world is Pumpkin? Probably somewhere in Maine, maybe Boston, but who knows for sure. Pumpkin is on another one of her long getaways but just before she left we recorded a quickie of a show for you. This episode is our first podcast dedicated to great tiki and surf rock music. A little exotic, a little thematic but certainly great for cocktails or a quick get together. Artists include the Bikini Beachcombers, the Aquamarines, The Island Groove Supper Club, Ken Emmerson and the Whoadads just to name a few. We couldn't help throwing in a little shenanigans here and there just to keep you entertained. Enjoy the tunes and we will be back next week.

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Drink of the Week
Grey Beards Ghost
1.5oz Myer's Dark Rum
4oz fresh grapefruit juice
2 to 3 dashes Peychauds bitters
.5oz orgeat (almond syrup
No shaker for this one. Put everything in the glass you will serve in (tiki mug recommended since drink color is brownish) and stir with stick. Last, add plenty of crushed ice to fill. Do not shake, you don't want froth on this drink Garnish with long piece of grapefruit zest coated in cinnamon and sugar.

 

Our listener submitted drink this week is the Pan Galactic Gargleblaster from none other than the Geoff Stein Project. Sunshine and Pumpkin would like to tell you that this drink is simply wonderful, but only our listeners still attending frat parties will agree with that. Not to say we don't love trying new things but a ton of booze in a cup with some sugar doesn't necessarily make a great time. Needless to say it got our buzz going and that got our show on. Pumpkin shares her longing for a trip to the Glen Ivy day spa for a nice butt rub and also brings a little item in the lounge for some show and tell. Sunshine has a story about the horrors of having AT&T for your dreaded phone service. On the tiki side of things we also give some great tips on how to put a little tiki into any national holiday including the 4th of July. Also good for memorial day, labor day etc. Next week we bring you another listener drink, the much mentioned Kungaloosh. Listen often, drink when you can and tell a friend.

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Drink of the Week
Pan Galactic Garbleblaster
1oz Bacardi 151
.25oz tequila
.25oz gin

.6oz triple sec
1oz blue caracao
dash of bitters
dash of grenadine
No need for a shaker. Just find the biggest damn mug you can and add some ice. Drink quickly as we feel the taste is not for savoring.

 

China sure is in the news a lot lately. And not just because of child labor and lead in pretty much everything they make. China is sponsoring the upcoming Summer olympic games. Will you tune in? We might but we sure won't be buying things from China. Its not as hard as you might think but you will have to pay a little more. Our advice to have a drink before shopping. By popular demand we bring you the weekly tiki mail from Pumpkins vagina, and this time there is furniture to sit on. Nice huh! There are many more fun things for us to run on about. Tiki Oasis and New Kids on the Block are just a few. And don't forget to join us on our new facebook group. Just search for "Zen Tiki Lounge." Listen! You won't be sorry.

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Drink of the Week
Trader Vics Cocktail
1oz dark rum
.5oz fresh lime juice
dash simple syrup
In a shaker, shake vigorously for 20 seconds with plenty of crushed ice. Pour into a chilled cocktail (martini) glass and garnish by floating one lime wheel on top. Another simple cocktail anyone can do.

 

It is rare that your faithful hosts get into an argument, but this week both Sunshine and Pumpkin are a little agitated. But no worries, a cocktail or two and things get rolling. Sunshine is fascinated with the amazing but horrible infomercial product the Hawaii Chair. You have to click on the link below to see it for yourself. Pumpkin is not so amazed but is more impressed with the New Kids on the Block making a comeback that will no doubt be short lived. Seriously, who needs NKOTB? Both hosts debate some of the finer points of the 1980's, arguably one of the best periods of pop culture. So sit back and listen along as Sunshine and Pumpkin argue, drink, remember and forget all in one episode.

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Drink of the Week
Honolulu
2oz pineapple juice
1.5oz silver or white rum
Dash of grenadine
Dash of simple syrup
Add everything to your shaker with a handful of ice. Shake twice and pour over tall cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a mint sprig. Simple.

 

Pumpkin is off her rocker this podcast, but that isn't to far from normal. Her somewhat interesting story about wild bears using toilet paper is entertaining after a cocktail. Speaking of stories and cocktails. One of the best reasons to have a cocktail is to give those people who can't tell a story some help. But anywho, we have a lot more show than that. Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island was caught with Mary Jane but didn't do time. Thank goodness, she is just to sweet to be behind bars. Sunshine gives some good resources for picking up a couple of great tiki and exotica albums for your retro music collection. Check out he website below and get some fresh old tunes. And, by request we bring you a couple of after dinner cocktails. One pretty good and one not so good. You can look them up anywhere on the net, just look for "Tahitian coffee" and "Hot rum cow." Sunshine liked both of them but Pumpkin is picky as usual. Be sure to tell a friend and spread us like a disease.

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Drink of the Week
Coconut Breeze
1oz dark amber rum
1oz malibu rum
1/4oz falernum #8
1/2oz fresh lime juice
3oz cran/pomegranate juice
Ocean spray and others make the cran-pom juice. Make sure it is 100% juice with no high fructose corn syrup. No sugar added is also a plus. Put all ingredients in a tall cocktail glass or tiki mug with 1 cup crushed ice. Stir, do not shake. Good water dilution in this cocktail make it extra refreshing. Garnish with a single lime wheel on the rim and use a nice colorful straw.

 

Because Sunshine had just recently whipped up a batch of falernum #8 we just had to enjoy another cocktail using this once extinct ingredient. So, it was a monkeys dream that gave us inspiration. You will just have to try it and see for yourself. Now that you have had a drink you may find it easier to believe that California just ruled that gay marriage is OK. How nice. We wonder how long it will last this time. Many of your gay listeners are surely as curious as we are. Better run to those chapels quickly before the Christian right wing gets their way. But less seriously, politics aside, New Kids are back on the block. Better than ever? Who knows. But Pumpkin is sure to keep us updated and just might go to a concert. Sunshine is less concerned with NKOTB, more concern goes out to some of our listeners. Everyone needs a little happy thought to keep them going.

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Drink of the Week
Monkeys Dream
3/4oz 99 Bananas
3/4oz banana schnapps
1/2oz falernum #8
2oz fresh orange juice
Toss all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with 1 cup crushed ice. Shake well and pour into cocktail glass filled with crushed ice. Garnish with a half banana and a half orange wheel. Check out the picture from the show to see just how the garnish works.

 

FALERNUM!!! Whats that you may ask? Well, its a little known tiki cocktail ingredient that can turn an average drink into a tasty adventure. Although there is now a company marketing falernum again (Fee Brothers makes it) its is highly recommended you make your own. This is not a task for the beginner, but is well worth it. Just search ye olde internet for "Falernum #8" and you will surely find the recipe we use here in the Zen Tiki Lounge. Now that you have your falernum, you are ready to mix up a Sneaky Tiki cocktail. And, now that you have a cocktail in hand you are ready to listen to the podcast. This week brings us an update on the poor banana and the affliction killing off the wonderful fruit. Also Pumpkin is happy to see that Cher is doing her crotchy old ass show in Vegas as well as stopping by Oprah. Sunshine gets a little serious with some details on the cyclone that hit Myanamar this past week and tells how you can make a donation to help. So, a little drinky, some news and a good amount of shenanigans. Enjoy!

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Drink of the Week
Sneaky Tiki
1.5oz dark rum
1oz light rum
1oz orange curacao
.5oz fresh lime juice
.5oz falernum
Toss all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with 1 cup crushed ice. Shake nice and hard for 20 seconds and pour into a tiki mug filled with more crushed ice. Garnish with a pineapple spear including the leaves and a maraschino cherry with sword. We recommend the tiki mug because this drink isn't pretty but tastes damn good.

 

Most of you have probably not heard of the terrible fate of our almost perfect food. The Banana may soon be gone forever. Sunshine has been doing his homework on this tropical fruit and most of what he found was sad news indeed. Listen to hear all the unhappy details. Pumpkin may be preparing to miss her daily fruit but still finds a way to bring a discussion of sexual addiction to the lounge. RLS is a silly little problem facing a few Americans but thank goodness our friends at the pharmaceutical companies have come up with a drug. Just one little issue. The side effects are gambling, sex and alchol addiction. Geeeesh. Just before we end the show Sunshine brings some happy news of this Summers Tiki shindigs on both the east and west coasts. Check them out this Summer. Listen often and be sure to tell your friends about the show.

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Drink of the Week
Banana Daiquiri
1.5oz Sailor Jerry spiced rum
1oz orange curacao
.5oz fresh lemon juice
.5oz fresh lime juice
.5oz simple syrup
1 large banana chilled and sliced
Put everything in a blender with 1.5 cups crushed ice. Blend till smooth and pour into a nice tall hurricane glass or any other tall fancy tiki mug. Best when you make at least two at a time. You want to share with friends don't you?

 

The more the merrier has often been used to describe unexpected shenanigans. Our podcast is no different. This week we welcome two wonderful guests, Harlow returns to tell us about her Toe Rape story. A new guest to the lounge Ebb drops by for a cocktail and just to see how things come together in our little tiki bar. Sunshine and Pumpkin are certainly not short on subject matter and the fact that we share no less than three or four cocktails in just under two hours makes things interesting. One cocktail worth mention is our first try at a low calorie concoction for our calorie watching friends. Listen carefully for the recipe and try it at home. Of noteworthy mention are some of our new friends from the Geoff Stein Project. We play two of Sunshines favorite songs from their new album and you can click the link below to check them out on myspace and find their music, just perfect for relaxing next to any body of water or your backyard.

Click HERE to check out The Geoff Stein Project on myspace. Great music to relax to.

Drink of the Week
The Tiki
1.5oz Sailor Jerry spiced rum
2oz pineapple juice
.5oz fresh lemon juice
.5oz orange curacao
1oz cranberry juice cocktail
Be sure to use a nice tiki mug for this one, the color of the cocktail is not exactly pretty and some say thats what tiki mugs were made for. Put all ingredients but the curacao in your shaker with 2 cups crushed ice. Shake well and pour into a tiki mug filled with more crushed ice. Top with the orange curacao. Enjoy with a few friends.

 

Sunshine is normally the best of hosts, taking his party guests into consideration at all times. This week things got a little more personal. Sunshine brings us a delicious cocktail that features spiced rum, otherwise know as Pumpkins least favorite sugar cane derived alcohol. But, to her surprise the drink is damn good. The "Cable Car" is a spinoff of the much better known "Side Car." To make this drink you will need a good spiced rum, but Sunshine recommends Sailor Jerry spiced rum. Now that you have your drink try listening to the Creepy Creeps. Our second band featured that you will be able to hear live at Tiki Oasis this Summer in San Diego. Sunshine brings us some news from his trip to Las Vegas, including a visit to the new Trader Vics in sin city. Pumpkin is excited to discuss her discovery of a hom Brazilian waxing kit, but is a little afraid to try it herself. And some sad news. ATA and Aloha airlines both file for bankruptcy, so just try getting to Hawaii for anywhere under $1000. Thats a show! Listen, Drink, Enjoy!

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Drink of the Week
Cable Car
1oz Sailor Jerry spiced rum
.5oz fresh lime juice
.5oz fresh lemon juice
.5oz orange curacao
.5oz simple syrup
Put everything in your shaker with 1 cup ice and shake till you can't hold the shaker, you want a little froth. Pour into a chilled collins glass with crushed ice and rimmed with cinnamon sugar. To make your own rimming sugar: 1/4 cup super fine sugar (bar sugar) and 1 tsp cinnamon. Mix well, then wet the rim of your glass and dip in cinnamon/sugar mixture. This drink really needs the cinnamon sugar rim, so don't skip it.

 

Our latest episode is well worth the wait. Pumpkin is well and rested after an illness of unknown origin. Here in the Zen Tiki Lounge we know the best cure all for any ill, cocktails and shenanigans. So this week is no different. Our drink this time around is a punch recipe meant to be shared with all of your friends and fellow tikiphiles. The flying monkey is full of rum and juice, and is sure to keep your party going. This week in the lounge Pumpkin contemplates her addiction to infomercials and her list of wacky and useless purchases. Sunshine discusses Tom Cruise as the new JESUS, yet Steve Wynn is probably a better candidate. The Dead Tones spin some tunes in the lounge and you can see them at Tiki Oasis VIII this August in San Diego. The show wouldn't be complete without welcoming a few new listeners and we have no shortage. There must be a record number of folks tuning in over the internet, as February was our most listened to month in our two year history. Mahalo to all our friends and listeners for making our podcast so much fun to put together.

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Drink of the Week
Flying Monkey
2 cans Dole Pineapple juice (not from concentrate)
3oz fresh lime juice
3oz fresh lemon juice
750ml coconut rum
750ml mango rum
2 cups amber rum
Pour everything into a nice large punch bowl and add some ice. Start with chilled ingredients to prevent to much melting of ice or use one large ice cube. Using a cake bundt pan filled halfway with water makes a great punch bowl ice cube.

 

Two years of podcasting in the Zen Tiki Lounge and hosts Sunshine and Pumpkin are ready for more. This very special anniversary show is full of cocktails and shenanigans. Our first cocktail takes us back to episode 1, back in March 2006. The pineapple pussy is a delicious concoction of fresh juices and Vodka. We don't use the "V" word much in the lounge but every once in a while you can find a truly tiki cocktail made with Russia's #1 export. We also try a great drink that listener Mark sent in. The Tiki Torch is not only a name but a very HOT drink. Both tasty and fiery. Shortly after the libations hit our funny side Pumpkin starts on her usual rant about topics as important as people having conversations with their co-workers while on the crapper. Sunshine was much more interested in telling everyone about the new show line up for this years Tiki Oasis VIII in San Diego this coming August 14-17. Lots of great bands, tiki vendors and plenty of fun in the sun. Lastly we couldn't end the show without something totally inappropriate. Cum trees are in bloom and Pumpkin expresses her disgust with the not so enticing aroma of the pretty little flowered tree.

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Drink of the Week
Pineapple Pussy
3oz Pineapple juice
1oz Fresh OJ
2oz Vodka
1/2oz Grenadine
Combine all in a shaker with ice, give a nice 20 seconds of shaking and pour over crushed ice in your favorite tiki mug. Garnish with a pineapple spear and maraschino cherry.

 

The transformation is almost complete. Our Zen Tiki Lounge has made the move to the new location and the process of putting things back together is well under way. Sunshine and Pumpkin bring you the latest episode from our make shift bar as a temporary stop before the grand opening and our 2 year anniversary show. Listen to this show for details and a little shenanigans to tide you over.

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Drink of the Week
Mai Tai mixes
Sunshine and Pumpkin try two of the best selling pre made mai tai mixes for a review. One is pretty good, another not worth the drive to the liquor barn.

 

Aloha and Happy V Day from Sunshine and Pumpkin. You may recall that Valentines Day is not our favorite holiday, not because we don't enjoy taking time to make special time for our loved ones, but rather because of the over commercialization of it all. So we decided to keep up with a Vday theme but making lite of things. Our cocktail this week is inspired by the hot fires of love and passion, appropriately called Tiki Love. Pumpkin suggests the ultimate V day gift for the special someone in your life, thats right....the annual hot Mormon pin up calendar. Those boys never take it all off, and really? Would you want them to? We also had to spend more time than usual discussing listener mail since we got so much feedback about our recent cow vagina chat in episode 82. Pumpkin swears she doesn't remember anything about it, but Im not so sure. Sunshine shares tips on getting rid of all those old pictures you have laying around and how to back up copies safely. And if that wasn't good enough Pumpkin introduces our new segment, "Crazy Christian Cousin." Now complete with a theme song and 25% more shenanigans. So as you can see this show is packed to the hilt with love, tiki, and cow vagina. Enjoy.

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Drink of the Week
Tiki Love
4oz Passion fruit juice
1oz Mt. Gay Amber Rum
1/2 oz 100 proof cinnamon schnapps
1/2oz white creme de cacoa
Combine everything in a shaker filled with 1 cup crushed ice and give a good jiggle for 20 seconds. Pour in a nice wide mouthed clear bar glass. Garnish with a single strawberry on the rim.

 

Welcome to the Zen Tiki Lounge. This week Sunshine and Pumpkin share a tantalizing tropical drink in a communal bowl. Sometimes sharing a huge cocktail is more fun than having your own. After a few dips of "Trader Vics Rum Cup" we were ready to chat. To our horror we discovered that local pizza delivery companies are encouraging people to take showers and run errands after ordering pizza, what kind of crazy idea is this? When we order pizza we can't wait long enough for it. Perhaps there are some challenged people out there that need other people in the service delivery business to wait on them hand and foot. Next we discussed the ugly topic of 4 girls finger painting. Don't know what that is? Google it! You will be amazed and disgusted at the same time. Sunshine also throws out another endorsement for Aunt Barbara and her drag queen tupperware parties. Check out Aunt Barbara on Youtupe, or just click on our link this week. Enjoy the show.

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Drink of the Week
Trader Vics Rum Cup
3oz Amber Rum
1oz Dark Rum
3 1/2 oz fresh OJ
2oz fresh lemon juice
1/2oz fresh lime juice
1pz Orgeat syrup
Combine all ingredients in blender with 2 cups crushed ice, blend for a few seconds till smooth. Pour into scorpion bowl or other communal bowl and add one squezed half of the lime, orange and lemon. These add zest and aroma. Add 2 or more long drinking straws and suck with a friend.

 

This weeks show was supposed to a little on the philosophical side, but Pumpkin took us in an entirely different direction. This show is mostly about cow vaginas. Yes, cow vaginas. Certainly the vaginas of cows have nothing to do with tiki, zen or anything of the sort. So, drink lots of Hai Karate and listen anyway.

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Drink of the Week
Hai Karate
2oz Amber Rum
1oz fresh lime juice
1oz pineapple juice
1oz fresh orange juice
1tsp maple syrup, grade A
Dash Angostura Bitters
Shake it all well with ice and pour into tall glass with more fresh ice cubes. Garnish with a pineapple spear and cherry.

 

Everyone who listens to the show knows that Sunshine and Pumpkin like to start every show with a nice tropical cocktail. This show is no different. The drink however is a bit different. Sunshine worked really hard tasting and sampling to make sure that our drink of the week would remind all who imbibe of a sunny getaway complete with the sun block. Well, it worked. Both of our hosts are a bit schnockered this episode. Fear not, the show must go on, just a bit shorter and perhaps a bit slower if you know what we mean. Notice how we haven't mentioned any topics? Thats cause there weren't really any at all Enjoy the shenanigans.

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Drink of the Week
Vrum Dr.
1oz Dark Rum
1/2oz Banana Rum
1/2oz Coconut Rum
1/2oz Fresh Lime Juice
2oz Pineapple juice
1/2oz Vodka
1/8oz Blue Curacoa
Everything in a shaker with a cup of ice. Shake nice and pour into tall glass with 1 cup crushed ice. Garnish with a lime wheel or wedge and a maraschino cherry or two.

 

Before the year comes to an end Sunshine and Pumpkin felt the need to talk politics over a nice cocktail. We're all friends here. Nothing wrong with sharing a bit of booze and some thoughts on the upcoming travesty of a presidential election. Check out the link below to see which candidate you might want to think about voting for. And, its also the end of another year so we give some last minute party tips, including how to make that expensive champagne go a little further. Be sure to have a house drink already made for guests when the arrive to get things STARTED. Pumpkin couldn't end 2007 without one last rant about things that drive her crazy. This time its dogs in stores and rude salespeople. Dont' get in her way, you won't like it. Lastly a big thank you to all of our wonderful listeners. Please be sure to have a safe new year, don't drink and drive and check us out in 2008. Theres lots more shenanigans coming so don't miss out.

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Drink of the Week
The Greater Antilles
1oz Silver Rum
1oz fresh lime juice
1/2oz simple syrup
1oz Pineapple juice
1/2oz Sour apple schnapps
1/2oz apple or pear vodka
4 mint leaves
In a shaker add the lime juice and mint leaves. Lightly bruise or muddle the leaves. Now toss all other ingredients in. Shake with a handful of ice and pour in a rocks glass with a few ice cubes. Garnish with a few mint leaves and a lime wedge. Thank you Peter for this drink suggestion.

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin bring you Holiday greetings from the Zen Tiki Lounge. Not just greetings but a damn good cocktail sure to lighten any gathering. Our drink comes direct from Trader Vic himself and takes a bit of thought, so read the recipe very carefully or your gonna end up with cold, blended mess. We wanted to give you all some last minute tiki give ideas, though the late posting of this episode may not help. But if you can spring for 2 day shipping you just might have a great gift for that very special tikiphile. Be sure to visit Konakai.com for the best in tiki shopping and amusement. Pumpkin is still feeling a little anxious so we give her a little check up. Sunshine shares the magic of his fathers model train induction into the Richard Nixon Library in lovely Yorba Linda, California. .

Click HERE to visit Konakai.com. This site has everything tiki you could possible imagine.

Drink of the Week
Molokai Mike
Bottom Layer
1oz Silver
1oz OJ
1oz Lemon juice
1/2oz Brandy
1/2oz orgeat syrup
1/2 cup crushed ice
Top Layer
1oz Gold Rum
1oz grenadine
1 cup crushed ice
Toss all the ingredients for the bottom layer in the blender and pulse 3-4 times, it should still be lumpy, do not make smooth. Pour into fancy cocktail glass, one with a round bottom and a large mouth. Then toss all the ingredients for the top layer in the blender and let it go for a good 20 seconds. Pour gently over bottom layer. You should have a good yellow layer with a red layer on top. Its like a sweet and sour. Delicous!.

 

Pumpkin is having panic attacks and needs some serious relaxation. Luckily Sunshine has been seeing a stress therapist and can teach some newly learned techniques for reducing stress. Lets not forget we start the show with a great new cocktail right out of Sunshines head. A delicious concoction of pink grapefruit juice and various forms of Booze. Its a must try. The show wouldn't be complete without Pumpkin bitching about her lack of holiday spirit during our warm spell here in Southern California in December.

Click HERE to visit Ministry of Rum.com. This is a great resource for all that you didn't know about Rum and forgot to ask. Check it out.

Drink of the Week
Akala Kula (Pink Gold)
1oz Gold Rum
1oz Pink grapefruit schnapps
1oz Vodka
3/4oz pomegranate grenadine
1oz Fresh pink grapefruit juice
Toss it all in a shaker with 1 cup crushed ice. Shake well and garnish with a lemon twist, be sure to twist the lemon peel and rub on rim of glass. Float twist on top of ice.

 

OK, so we aren't really having a sale, but we got your attention. It's the day after Thanksgiving and time for all your holiday shopping. Shopping can really wear you down so we have put together a great idea for entertaining all your holiday weary friends and family. You can put booze in just about anything but we give you the top 10 holiday must haves for those warm and toasty cocktails. And lets not forget that Pumpkin gets a little sauced and talks dirty as usual. Sunshine remains his pleasant and wonderful self.

Click HERE to visit Ministry of Rum.com. This is a great resource for all that you didn't know about Rum and forgot to ask. Check it out.

Drink of the Week
Make your own HOT drink
Dark Rum
Whiskey
Schnapps: peppermint, buterscotch and cinnamon
Kahlua
Irish Cream
Chocolate liquer
Strong Coffee
Hot Cocoa
Apple Cider
Put it all out for your guests. Let them choose coffee, cocoa or cider and add the booze or boozes of choice. Marshmallows, cinnamon sticks and mint leaves are just a few ideas for garnish.

 

Perhaps you feel that speaking of bodily fluids is dirty. Maybe you don't like to discuss anything "private." Well Pumpkin really doesn't seem to care. Armed with a hot booze concoction she takes us down a very dark and scary path, all about trees that smell of man mustard. Yuck! Sunshine keeps things a little lighter. We bring you a new band this week called Cal Tjader, some good tribal lounge at its best. Be sure to check out their website and buy some of their music if you enjoy it.

Click HERE to visit the Cal Tjader website. A great resource for anyone who wants to know about Cal Tjader or buy and listen to an album.

Drink of the Week
Hot Apple
1/2 cup 100 proof Cinnamon Schnapps
1/3 cup Dark Rum
4 cups apple juice
3 cinnamon sticks
In a saucepan bring the apple juice and cinnamon sticks to a boil, reduce heat and simmer for 10 minutes. Remove from heat. Remove cinnamon sticks. Add the booze. Stir lightly and pour into mugs. Whip cream goes well with this.

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin get their Halloween on with a delicious and potent holiday cocktail this week. You can drink this one hot or cold, whatever makes you happy. Sunshine gives it to you both ways. Pumpkin brings us a look into the world of themed clothing for witches and a few thoughts about nothing in particular. And we couldn't let you go without a few tips on planning a great party for the most wicked holiday of the year.

Click HERE to visit Miss Charming.com. This site is for the bartender in all of us. Not a bartender...no problem, lots of resources, books and helpful hints for parties, mixing drinks etc.

Drink of the Week
Festered Wound
1 oz Dark Rum
1oz Silver Rum
1 oz sweet and sour
3 oz OJ mulled with cloves
Put everything in a shaker with 1 1/2 cup crushed ice, shake till its scary, you want froth. Pour into a large collins glass and add a dash of pumpkin pie spice to the foam on top. For the mulled OJ, put 4 cups OJ in a saucepan, add 2 tsp of whole cloves and bring to a boil, reduce heat and let simmer for 30 min. Remove cloves and chill. You can also serve this same drink hot, put everything but the booze in a crock pot set on low. Put the shots of rum into the serving glass just before you add the hot punch mixture. Warms the spirits on a fall evening.

 

Fall is here, and so is the shenanigans. Halloween is the official holiday of shenanigans, so we would like to give you a few ideas in the next few shows. You can throw a small all hallows eve shindig. Maybe a bloody cocktail party? Regardless, Sunshine and Pumpkin have plenty to talk about. Sunshine goes on and on about his new house and Pumpkin gives the dish on the crappy new TV shows for fall. So get ready to relax with our tantalizing tropical cocktail. Oh yeah, one last thing. Be sure to check out the new album from the Aquamarines. Some great tunes for chillin in any lounge or poolside.

Click HERE to visit CocktailBuzz.com. This is a classy site for those who enjoy the food and drink.

Drink of the Week
South Beach Sour
1 1/2oz Gold Rum
1/2 oz Dark Rum
2 oz sweet and sour
2 oz mango, papaya or passion fruit juice
Put everything in a shaker with 1 1/2 cup crushed ice, shake like the Dickens for 30 sec. Pour into a margarita glass and garnish with a lime, lemon and orange wheels.

 

You know a cocktail is good when it comes with a warning. Do Not Blow! .

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Drink of the Week
Hot Polynesian Pleasure
1 1/2oz Coconut Rum
1 1/2oz Dark Rum
1 1/2 oz Silver Rum
Juice of 1 lime
Dash of grenadine
Toss everything in a large shaker with 2 cups crushed ice. Shake nice and good and pour into volcano ceramic bowl. Fill with 151, carefully light your volcano. Drink with long straws and watch your hair. Do not blow out the 151!

 

Lets face it, not all drinks are good drinks. The Coconut Willie from the Coco Palms on Kuaui is not exactly our favorite. Though you may want to try this one for the unusual gin flavor just to see for yourself. The gin sends Pumpkin on a tiff against the elderly and Jesus. Speaking of Jesus, there is no info that shows that he may have been a little bit closer to Judas than history would have us believe. Sunshine relives a bit of high school memories with his thoughts on the original Star Trek and specifically Mr. Spocks brain. Check out some Star Trek ASAP.

Click HERE to visit the official site of Trader Vics Las Vegas.

Drink of the Week
Coconut Willie
1oz Coconut Cream
2oz Gin
1 tsp Coconut snow
1/4oz Couintreau
Put everything in a blender with 1 1/2 cups ice, blend for a full 30 seconds. Should be very frothy. Garnish with a lime wedge and squeeze over drink just before enjoying.

 

This is week two of our Gin drinks. The Kamaaina should be pronounced Kah-ah-mah-A-nuh. Pumpkin says it a little different but thats most likely because booze makes her mind go a little on the dirty side. After we get the drink going it only gets less professional from there. We welcome lots of great new listeners from myspace and read an email or two. Remember, this is tell a friend about the show month. Get out there and send a few emails to your friends, tell them how much you enjoy the podcast. We just want everyone to love us as much as we love doing this show.

Click HERE to visit the official site of Trader Vics Las Vegas.

Drink of the Week
Kamaaina
2oz Lemon lime soda
1oz Gin
1oz Coconut syrup
1/2oz Triple Sec
1/2oz Fresh lemon juice
1 1/2 cups ice cubes
Blend all ingredients with ice for 20-30 seconds. Pour into tall tiki mug and garnish with a mint sprig and a pineapple wedge.

 

Theres not a whole lot to say about our latest and greatest trip to the Zen Tiki Lounge. You just gotta listen. This week we broadcast LIVE from Tiki Oasis in sunny San Diego. Plenty of cocktails, pool parties, questionable food and a huge helping of awesome hawaiian, polynesian and surf rock music. Theres nothing better than relaxing in the pool with a nice mai tai and live music that takes you the islands. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Click HERE to visit the official site of Tiki Oasis 8, coming next Summer.

Drink of the Week
Classic Mai Tai
1oz OJ
1oz unsweetened pineapple juice
1/2oz fresh lime juice
1/4oz fresh lemon juice
1/4oz orgeat syrup
1/4oz sugar syrup
Shake with 1 cup crushed ice and pour into large rocks glass. Garnish with pineapple spear, cherry and parasol .

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin are back from Tennessee with a few tales to tell. No shortage of southern influenced shenanigans this episode. Take a listen to some of our snips from our new recorder that Sunshine actually remembered to bring along on the trip. As if the south wasn't enough we head much farther south for our cocktail this week. Listener Barret suggested we try a Caipirnha, a classic cocktail from Brazil made with cachaca, pronounce that last "C" as an "S" you you'll get it. Let this be a lesson to all of our listeners, you send us a suggestion and you got a 50/50 shot of using it on the show. Sit back and relax, we'll take it from there.

Click HERE to visit the official site of Dollywood, family fun in the Great Smoky Mountains.

Drink of the Week
Caipirnha
3-4oz cachaca
1oz fresh squeezed lime juice
2 tsp bar sugar (super fine)
1 cup crushed or small cube ice
Shake all ingredients with ice vigorously. Take cap off and pour everything including ice into a highball glass. Garnish with a single lime wedge .

 

Wow, what a Summer this has been. Both Sunshine and Pumpkin have been traveling and making the most of our time away from the horrors of working the grind. Our drink this week takes us to yet another exotic location, Havana and Key West, Florida. The weather is nice to. Good old Hernest Hemingway was quite possibly the biggest fan of the daiquiri. This man drank 10,000 cocktails in his time and we salute his memory. This is our first show in a few weeks so we pack in as much shenanigans and vacation stories as possible. Drop in the Lounge for a great alcoholic treat and the usual banter .

Click HERE to visit the official site that can make you an ordained minister just like brother Sunshine.

Drink of the Week
Daiquiri Floridita
1oz white rum
1oz Flavored Rum
Juice of 1/2 large lime
3tsp fine sugar
1 cup crushed or small cube ice
Shake all ingredients with ice vigorously until the shaker is to cold and frosty to hold any longer. Take cap off and pour everything including ice into tall slim glass. Garnish with a single lime wedge .

 

This week we bring you a cocktail from one of our listeners. KK from Ventura, CA suggested we try "love in the south pacific." So we did. Not bad at all, not bad at all. This drink has pretty much every booze in it so theres something for everyone. Sunshine tells us the second story about his Mother, this time a trip to a coffee shop gone wrong. Mothers, they are what they are. This is also week two for our tiki style learning experience. You won't need pen and paper, there won't be a test. And to make sure you get some shenanigans this week we threw in a fun little tale about Sunshines recent experience with Killer Hummingbirds. Wow, thats enough for a movie.

Click HERE to visit the Sex with Sue website, this broad likes her sex dirty.

Drink of the Week
Love in the South Pacific
1oz white rum
1oz Southern Comfort
1/2oz creme de banana
1/2oz triple sec
1/2oz sloe gin
1/2oz Vodka
4oz Orange Juice
Club Soda
Shake with ice, pour over ice and top with club soda. If you try real hard you can taste all the different forms of booze. Garnish with a lime wedge and cherry.

 

Time to go back to school. Sunshine brings us a lesson from the book of Tiki Style. Don't say we never teach you something useful. Pumpkin gives us an idea of what her upcoming trip to Europe will be like. Starting in London and then swimming over to Spain for some roller coasters and a zip through Euro pride in Madrid. She better bring me a t-shirt. Lastly Sunshine tells the dramatic and insane story of his mother in the pasta restaurant. We end it all (well not END it all) with the usual shenanigans.

Click HERE to check out the really cheesy body shaving website.

Drink of the Week
Fabulous Fruity Flamingo
1 cup chopped frozen fruit (strawberries, pineapple)
2oz gold rum
1oz Midori
Throw everything ina blender and add a splash or two of OJ or pineapple juice.
Squeeze a lime over the top
Garnish with a parasol and pineapple wedge with maraschino cherry.

 

Sunshine has just returned from Sin City and tells all. How much can you get comped in Vegas? Everything from hotel rooms to show tickets and even food and booze, you just gotta know how. Pumpkin tells a sordid story of her latest lesbian girlfriend she met on a bus in San Diego. Her boyfriend doesn't know about JENNIFER so don't go tellin. We also challenge all listeners to send in their drink suggestions for Club One Seven in Thailand. Lastly we give our opinions on tongue piercings and oral sex.....worth it or not? Tune in to find out.

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Drink of the Week
Fabulous Fruity Flamingo
1 cup chopped frozen fruit (strawberries, pineapple)
2oz gold rum
1oz Midori
Throw everything ina blender and add a splash or two of OJ or pineapple juice.
Squeeze a lime over the top
Garnish with a parasol and pineapple wedge with maraschino cherry.

 

So many people to welcome to the Lounge this week. Aloha and Mahalo for joining us. Our cocktail this week is the Mara Amu. A tasty drink recommended by listener Peter. Sunshine celebrates a birthday, 27 to be exact. Pumpkin goes on a rant about the evil of WalMart and the undoing of America by low prices. What a fun filled show we have for you. Blend up a cocktail and listen to our colorful spin on life.

Click HERE to check out TikiTooonz, some great looking indoor/outdoor party speakers for your tiki garden.

Drink of the Week
Mara Amu
1/2oz light rum
1/2oz dark rum
1/2oz gold anejo rum
3/4oz grapefruit juice
3/4oz orange juice
3/4oz passion fruit syrup
squeeze of lime
Toss everything in a blender, add 1 cup of crushed ice and hit the button. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with a lime wheel and maraschino cherry.

 

It's time for all of us to pile into the Winnebago and head down to sunny San Diego for Tiki Oasis 7. This year the entire crowne plaza resort has been rented out just for those of us who love the tiki culture. Listen to great surf rock, exotica and DJ's a plenty. Tickets include both nights of fun but you should stay at the hotel for the most fun. You like cocktails? How about trinkets? Maybe a nice Polynesian poolside luau? Then don't miss all three days of Tiki Oasis 7. Sunshine and Pumpkin will be there with bells on. Or maybe a lei or two. Listen to this weeks show for more great details and the usual shenanigans.

Click HERE to visit the official Tiki Oasis 7. Probably the best damn tropical event of the Summer.

Drink of the Week
French Polynesia
1oz dark rum
1oz light rum
2oz lychee juice
1 cup frozen pineapple chunks
1/2oz Grand Marnier
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender and hit the button. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. Try to use fresh pineapple spears for garnish.

 

Sunshine has discovered the best damn tiki directory every. Go to konakai.com to check out anything you can possibly imagine in the tiki world. You need tropical dog colars? Got it. You've been looking for a pineapple cooler for your brews? Got that too. Pumpkin got stuck in a dress this week, she was not taking into account the size of her rear area when slipping into the dressing room. Baby got back! Sunshine gives the low down on the new white trash neighbors and Pumpkin gets dirty emails from her 80 year old grandmother. Thats a show.

Click HERE to visit Konakai.com, your one stop resource for everything tiki, tropical or fun.

Drink of the Week
Cherry Blossom Punch
1/2oz lime juice
1/4oz grenadine
1/2oz Hawaiian punch
1 1/2oz Puerta Rican light rum
Dash Angostura bitters
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with fruit and a flower. We suggest orange rings, cherries and orchids.

 

Aloha and Mahalo for making the Zen Tiki Lounge so much fun. Pumpkin is afraid for her life now that she knows her Tivo is stalking her. It started sweet and innocent but the tension is mounting. Planning a trip to Spain, Tivo records a show about Spain. Hate your old, dirty toilet? Tivo records a how to replace a toilet show. It only gets creepier from there. Sunshine tells us about Fatty Sex and the wonderful literature donated by the Jehova's witnesses. We also share some good tips on starting your Summer Tiki Garden early.

Click HERE to visit Club One Seven, a kick ass bed and breakfast in Thailand.

Drink of the Week
Don's Pearl
1/2oz lime juice
1/2oz passion fruit juice
1oz guava juice
1/4oz honey cream mix
2oz bacardi light rum
Toss everything in a blender with 6oz crushed ice or 12 ice cubes. Blend well and pour into tall glass. Garnish with a single strawberry on rim of glass.

 

Pumpkin is back from paradise. A whole week on Kuaui and a few stories to tell. Not to mention an entire list of drinks that make you want to hop over to the islands. Have you ever wanted a hot dog filled with mango? Maybe pineapple. We didnt' either but you can get in Kuaui. How about some cheap gas? Maybe a visit to the Coco Palms, home of Elvis Hawaiian villa. Pumpkin gives lots of reasons to visit the green island. Sunshine didn't get to go on the trip but still has lots to talk about. Families that drink corn juice, dogs that eat crayons and a great new word...Hoopajew.

Click HERE to visit the world famous Coco Palms.

Drink of the Week
PIYI
1/2oz lime juice, 2oz pineapple juice, 2oz passion fruit juice, 1/2oz honey cream mix, 1oz Bacardi gold rum, 1oz Ron Rico dark rum, dash angostura bitters, dash orgeat syrup. Add all to blender with crushed ice and blend well. To make honey cream mix: equal parts honey and sweet butter. Warm honey slightly in microwave and whip together with room temperature butter with a wisk or mixer until it forms an even yellow cream mixture. Store honey cream in a refrigerator or freezer.

 

Road Trip!!! Sunshine and Pumpkin go out on the road to the Puka Bar. Nestled in the quaint ocean hamlet of Long Beach sleeps the little known Puka Bar. Step inside for many a polynesian cocktail and some tunes on the juke box. You feeling it? Well anyway we did go to the Puka Bar and a nice little place it is. This week we also discuss the plight of the brontosaurus, Gods dumbest dinosaur. Don't forget to check us ot on myspace and be our friend.

Click HERE to visit the Puka Bar.

Drink of the Week
Witch Docotor, Yellow Bird, Snow Monkey, Pele's Punch
When your at the Puka Bar be sure to order one of their tempting hand crafted rum cocktails. We recommend the Witch Doctor.

 

It's a sad day in America when cats need to go on diets and the Girl Scouts are caught stealing. But on the lighter side Pumpkin is running off to Kauai to find us some great new booozy concoctions. After you have a few cocktails you will enjoy our chat about the gayest kitchen remodeling show on the planet. But how many straight men want to remodel a kitchen? Both of you should listen to this show for sure.

Click HERE to visit BeansandPork.com. Check out the podcast of our friends from back in the day.

Drink of the Week
Mystery Cock tail
When you don't keep notes you sometimes can't remember what you said or the drink you had. Or maybe we just had a lot of the mystery drink. We hope you enjoy it as much.

 

Sunshine finally gets to close the book on the Stardust Hotel Casino in Las Vegas. Once upon a time, way back in the 1990's there was a very bad weekend in Vegas. Listen to find out all the details. Some things just have to come to an end. Pumpkin is more concerned with manscaping and christian debt eliminating. Did you know that Jesus can take away your debt and raise your credit score? We didnt think so either but it was worht a try.

Click HERE to visit Tiki Farm. Home of the finest polynesian deco and mugs 

Drink of the Week
Lucky's Charm
1oz light rum
1 oz Midori
1 oz lime juice
3 oz guanabana nectar
Throw everything in your shaker with plenty of ice. Shake well and pour into chilled collins glass with ice. Garnish with a lime wheel and maraschino cherry.

Some of you noticed that our most recent show was a bit late. Ok, maybe two weeks late. But here we are pouring the cocktails just for our favorite listeners. Pumpkin had a terrible experience at our Mardi Gras party but Sunshine enjoyed himself. Guess who got the biggest beads? Pumpkin for some reason chose this show to talk about her amazing ability to guess what a man had for dinner by the taste and smell of his spunk. Thats right, SPUNK! Listen to hear all the madness.

Click HERE to visit Tiki Farm. Home of the finest polynesian deco and mugs 

Drink of the Week
Pineapple Mojito
2oz Limon Rum
6 mint leaves
pineapple chunks
splash simple syurp
club sodaSmash pineapple chunks and mint leaves in chilled glass with the sugar. Add ice and pour in the rum. Top with club soda, stir and enjoy.

In this wonderful episode Sunshine and Pumpkin dive into the Tiki connection with Black History month. Have you ever wondered where all those crazy drug companies get their silly names for medications.....? Wonder no more. Sunshine gives the scoop on his latest trip to Vegas with his boyfriend and Pumpkin shows her jealousy. Make sure you listen to Sunshine give the details on where to find the Beer of Champagne. Listen, Learn, Enjoy.

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Drink of the Week
Winter Breeze
2oz Rum
2oz pomegranite juice
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
mint leaves bruised
Lime wheelsIn your shaker combine juice and rum. Pour over ice in chilled glass. Toss in mint leaves and stir well. Garnish rim of glass with lime wheels.

Lord have mercy, we did it! No one is more surprised that Sunshine and Pumpkin could post a new podcast each and every week than we are. We continue to have a great time talking to anyone who will listen and getting us all a little sloshed in the process. Our one year anniversary episode brings some of our listeners into the lounge to help with the drinking and shenanigans. Our drink of the week comes to you from our very own listeners. Raul and Starshine stop by to help us celebrate, not to mention try to reveal our secrets. Nice Try you guys. We promise to keep going as long as we are able.

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Drink of the Week
Topless Mai Tai
2oz pineapple juice
2oz OJ
1.5oz light rum
1oz mango rum
In a shaker with ice, toss together the light rum, juices. Pour over ice, then top with mango rum, pouring slowly over drink. Do not stir.

 

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

Click HERE to visit Tropical Tikis.com and get all year tiki gear. Great stuff, prices are OK 

Drink of the Week
Pele's Mai Tai
1/2oz Mango Rum
1/2oz light Rum
1oz dark Rum
Pineapple juice
Grenadine
Lime wedges

In your shaker combine juice, mango rum and light rum. Shake with ice and pour over glass filled with crushed ice. Ice must be crushed. Top with dark rum and pour a few drops down the inside of the glass in two or three places. Do not stir, squeeze lime over and take a big gulp. Feel the burn!.

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin have lots of shout outs to our wonderful listeners this week. Preceded by a delicious and intoxicating cocktail that is sure to make the burliest of men feel fruity. Pumpkin tells of her upcoming trip to Kuai, trying to rub it in. Sunshine throws it back with his upcoming trip to Vegas, staying at the beautiful and luxurious Wynn resort. Theres also plenty of chit chat, topics ranging from Sally Fields laziness to stolen Russian uranium.

Drink of the Week
Paradise Found
1oz Coconut Rum
1/4oz Mango Rum
1/4oz pineapple rum
2oz pineapple juice
Splash Sprite

Put all ingredients except Sprite in shaker. Shake with ice and pour over ice in glass. Top with sprite (optional).

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin don't feel 50, but it is our 50th trip to the Lounge. A big thank you to all our listeners around the globe. We never thought so many people in other parts of the world would be tuning in. This show is packed with all the shenanigans your used to and a damn good cocktail if we do say so. You will surely want to serve this concoction at your next shindig or luau. .

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Drink of the Week
Topless Mai Tai
1oz Coconut Rum
1oz Mango Rum
2oz pineapple juice
1oz orange juice
Splash orgeat syrup

Put all ingredients except mango rum in your shaker with ice; Shake well and pour into glass with ice; Top with mango rum and do not stir. Garnish extra fancy with a fresh pineapple wedge, orange wedge and a strawberry on side of highball glass.

 

As we record this weeks episode the snow is coming down in So Cal. Global warming, not really. Our cocktail this week warms from the inside and comes direct from Maui. Pumpkin is very excited to hear that David Beckham will be joining us in LA, though Sunshine doesn't seem to care much about that. Banana Republic has gone ape over big people and Sunshine bitches about a near death parking experience at his favorite coffee house.

Click HERE to visit YouParkLikeAnAsshole.com and give a ticket to those A holes that piss you off.  How Zen!

Drink of the Week
Lime in Don Coconut
1oz Coconut Rum
1/2oz Citrus Vodka
Splash sweet and sour
Splash simple syrup
Top with club soda

Put all ingredients except club soda in your shaker with ice.  Shake well and pour into glass with ice.  Top with 1-2oz of club soda, add a stir stick or schwizel.  Garnish with a lime wedge and maraschino cherry.  Enjoy with a friend, and repeat.

 

Pumpkin has her panties in a bunch over the new ass bleaching fad. Have you ever wanted a pinker ass? Pumpkin tells you how to do it. Pumpkin also tells us about the horrible things people do to seahorses just to get a boner, it's so sad. Sunshine gives the latest on why George W is a little pussy. Lastly we tell you the story of a new character at the lounge, Mozzarella Lady.

Click HERE to visit Kavakon.com. A great exotica group.

Drink of the Week
The Nalu
2oz Vodka
1/2oz Blue Curacau
3oz orange/guava/mango juice
This drnk comes to us from Maui, the Aloha mixed plate restaurant. Make sure to put the strawberry puree in the bottom of the glass. Then slowly poor all other ingredients from shaker over the strawberry for a red and blue layered cocktail. Garnish with a strawberry or edible orchid.

 

Sunshine is staring the new year off with a real bastard of a cold. Hopefully a few drinks and some bitching will cure all. The Zen Tiki Lounge will try some new things this year, much to the dismay of Pumpkin who hates role playing. Keep your minds out of the gutter, it's not that kind of role playing. The show will continue with plenty of drinking, shenanigans and the usual banter between your two favorite podcasting lushes. Did everyone get what they wanted for Christmas? We did. Sunshine received more gift cards than he knows what to do with and Pumpkin got the cold hard cash she always wanted from Daddy!

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Drink of the Week
Berries and Cream Martini
3oz Harry and David Berries and Cream mixer
2oz Vodka or Gin, maybe even Rum
Chocolate rimming sugar
In a large shaker double the ingredients and make this for two. Shake with ice and strain into rimmed, chilled martini glass. It just doens't get any easier. This is a great mixer, using fresh fruit and wholesome ingredients. No high fructose corn syrup here.

 

The world rejoices, the Zen Tiki Lounge is back in time for the holidays. Sunshine ran off to Hawaii for a while and Pumpkin was left home to do all her holiday shopping stag. Fear not, our holiday episode is full of good cheer, songs of merry and a cocktail or two to brighten any spirit. Sunshine returns to the lounge to tell about his trip to the 49th state, but saving more for later. Pumpkin bashes the holiday revel of traffic and crazy people. Did we mention lots of cheer? Join us this week for a very special Zen Tiki Lounge. Sit back, relax, sip your cocktail and let us entertain you.

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Drink of the Week
Peppermint Martini & Spiked Cocoa
2oz peppermint schnapps
Club Soda
Crushed peppermint
Hot Cocoa
Throw your schnapps into a shaker with ice and shake. After shaking add the soda and swirl. Pour into a chilled martini glass rimmed with crushed peppermint. For an easy spiked cocoa just make your favorite hot cocoa and add some high proof peppermint schnapps. Keep the schnapps at 60 proof or higher.

 

This week we experience the magic of Renn Loa and the Hawaii Project. This great band has a lead singer with a nice set of pipes. We play two of their songs this week, one for our cocktail and another simply for your listening pleasure. The drink this week isn't worth making, but we gotta honest. We wouldn't want to tell you to try something this awful. We also give some ideas for holiday shopping, what to get the person you don't really care for? Sunshine goes on a long rant about the insane notion of "GUYS GONE WILD." Last but not least, Pumpkin gives us the whole background cousin Jerry the retarded cousin on Facts of Life.

Click HERE to hear and see Renn Loa and the Hawaii Project.

Drink of the Week
Poinsettia Martini
It's to nasty to drink.
Make your own drink this week, trust us.

 

Where are all the Tiki Bars going? If you haven't noticed, all the Tiki Bars in Southern California are closing. Why? To many reasons to count, but there are still some good ones left. Check out the link to critiki.com below to find a good Tiki Bar near you. George Bush declared that no one in America is hungry because hunger is now called "food insecurity." Thank God W is looking out for the 35 million Americans who don't get enough to eat everyday. Sunshine has a great idea for all those old and fat people riding the electric wheelchairs.....cocktail holders! We also send out a plea to get our friend Amy a date.

Click HERE for a Tiki Bar near you!.

Drink of the Week
Bangkok Banger Deux
3oz Sprite
3oz Cherry Juice
1oz Vodka
1/2oz Gin
1/2oz Light Rum
1/2oz Grand Marnier
Add Sprite to tall glass. In a shaker combine vodka, gin, rum, cherry juice and grand marnier and shake with ice. Pour slowly over Sprite, keeping a layer of clear bubbly on the bottom. Garnish with a strawberry and parasol.

 

Sunshine has returned from his week in the WOODS. And what a wonderful romp through nature it was. Plenty of creatures, trees, campfires and lets not forget the cocktails. Think its hard to take your tiki bar with you when away from home? Poppycock! Sunshine tells you how to pack up a mini tiki bar when on the road, even when camping. Pumpkin found some interesting info on the very very gay Christmas scents of Elton John. Yes thats right, your home can now smell like Elton Johns home during the holidays. Just don't ask us what the secret ingredients are in his magical holiday candles.

Drink of the Week
Classic Bay Breeze
2oz Vodka
3oz cranberry juice
3oz pineapple
crushed ice
pour vodka and juice over ice, stir and get toasted

 

The entire country is in political chaos. You didn't notice? Well put that cocktail down for a moment and read a paper. Better yet read some news from outside our fun little part of the world. Our own media won't tell it like it is, but we will. Just to make sure this episode isn't to heavy for you we also delve into the some very important issues like pleated pants, Taco Bell horse meat and retarded commercials. Our drink this week is sure to make you feel all warm an cozy on a cool Autumn evening.

Drink of the Week
Spiked Apple Cider
1-2oz 100 proof cinnamon schnapps
4-6oz Organic apply juice or cider
Bring your apple cider to a nice boil, pour into the tiki mug of your choice and add your schnapps. Sip carefully, the beverage you are about to enjoy will knock you on your ass.

 

Sunshine gets a facial, keep your minds out of the gutter. Skin care is very important. Staying young is easier than you think. Who are you voting for? Did you vote? Sunshine and Pumpkin speak their minds about the current midterm election. Sip a Bangkok Banger while listening.

Drink of the Week
Bangkok Banger
2oz lemon lime soda
4oz cherry juice
1oz lemon vodka
1oz concord wine
Pour soda into champagne flute. In shaker combine cherry juice, vodka and wine. Shake with ice, and slowly pour into glass.

 

Pumpkin has dreams/nightmares of John Stewart and Wanda Wisdom. Sunshine is attacked by eye boogers and can't dial his phone. Bill Clinton goes to the bathroom and racist Granny takes over the world. Well not really, but what would the world be like if old people ran the world? Pumpkin also comes to the conclusion that she can solve all her holiday shopping woes by selling all the old jewelery from ex boyfriends.

Drink of the Week
Pear Cider
6oz sparkling pear cider
1/2oz sour apple schnapps
1/2oz midori
1oz vodka
In a tall glass pour over ice, midori, vodka and schnapps. Stir lightly. Pour pear cider over top and give one more stir.

 

George Bush has done it now. After shipping all of our good American jobs over to China and various other foreign countries, he just won't be happy till we are all out of work. The makers of the original pink lawn flamingo is closing its factory due to high costs of production. What does this mean for those of us who may need a plastic flamingo in an emergency? Only bad. Sunshine gives a few tips for getting your flamingo, throwing a great holiday tiki party and some very tacky decor to go with.

Drink of the Week
Bluesberry Cocktail
1 .5oz Apple vodka
1/2oz Grand Marnier
4oz blueberry juice
Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake well and pour in a martini glass.

 

Sunshine and Pumpkin remember the family vacations of past Summers. Pumpkin has a far different view on the old family vacation, hotels not camping. Sunshine ruffed it with a tent and home made camper complet with porta potty. You need to listen just to hear about "hobo stew," quite possibly the best in camp cooking. And don't forget the best reaons for stopping by the lounge, a new cocktail every week.

Drink of the Week
Voyant Chai Liqueur
2oz Voyant Chai Liqueur
6oz Coffee or Hot Cocoa
Just stir and add some whip cream.

 

Sunshine tells how to plan a great Halloween party and keep it real. Try lots of black light, plenty of spider web, good old fashioned dry ice and some tasty bits and pieces. Make sure to tell your guests its a costume party, strongly recommend costumes. Last but not least you will need to make some themed cocktails.

Drink of the Week
Yellow Tang
1.5oz Raspberry Rum
1oz Citrus Vodka
Add V8 Mango and stir. Yummmy!

 

What the hell is wrong with people? Seriously, do we need to decorate our yards for Halloween? Should it look like Snoopy and friends blew up on my neighbors yard? No! Halloween is supposed to be scary and surprising. Can you tell Sunshine is sensitive to this subject? You will get Sunshines point of view on a true Halloween.

Drink of the Week
Hot Scotch
1.5oz Butterscotch Schnapps
6-8oz Hot Chocolate
Add Schnapps to hot cocoa and stir. Yummmy!

 

After a tough week at work Pumpkin gets a little tossed. No worries, it's all in the job here at the Zen Tiki Lounge. We do it for the listeners. Anywho, Pumpkin signs up for Christian Sex College in the hope to find true spiritual engorgement. Then she tells of her new discovery called Xtube. If that isn't enough already, Sunshine is off the wagon and on the bottle. It was just going to be one drink. Then two. And three. Now it's old times again. Two sauced companions talking trash on everyone and everything.

Click HERE if you feel naughty.

Drink of the Week
Nipple Twister
1.5oz Raspberry Rum
1oz Grand Marnier
4oz fresh squeezed OJ
Combine juice, Grand Marnier, rum in glass with ice, stir, then stir again. Pour one for you and one for a friend.

 

Theres nothing better than sipping an "Orange Screw" in good company. Sunshine and Pumpkin share a good cocktail and some very important chit chat. Sunshine returns from rehab and tells of his experience with the higher power. Did he give up the booze? Did he email any children? Will Pumpkin ever find out people do such strange things in moving cars? Listen to find out!

Click HERE to see things melt in microwaves.

Drink of the Week
Orange Screw
1.5oz Orange Rum
1oz Vanilla Vodka
4oz fresh squeezed OJ
Combine juice, vodka in glass with ice, stir, then stir again. Don't forget to garnish with an orange wheel.

 

Do you ever get the feeling the whole world is against you? Sometimes here in the Lounge it seems that powerful forces are closing in on us, but no worry, get your drink of the week ready and let it all melt away. This is our first 30 minute episode. The Zen Tiki Lounge will now post two shows a week, each 30 minutes. That means a shorter show but still the same time with our listeners. On the plus side you get two drinks a week. Make sure you check out microwavecam.com for some very important videos of things melting.

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Drink of the Week
Tall Readhead
1.5oz pomegranate juice
1.5oz Vodka
4oz lemon lime soda
Lemon wedge
Combine juice, vodka in glass with ice, stir, then add lemon lime soda and give another stir. Don't forget to garnish with a lemon wedge.Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredeints ready: fresh squeezed OJ, vanilla vodka, orange rum, orange wheel for garnish

 

Most people think fall has arrived when the leaves turn and the air is crisp. Not here in the Lounge, we know Fall has arrived when we see our first titty hard ons of the season. Fall brings cooler weather but the Lounge stays hot as ever. Have you heard about the latest in bra technology? Pumpkin chats about new bras and everything else booby related. Don't miss our delicious drink of the week, yet another cocktail using pomegranate juice.

Drink of the Week
Pomrita
1oz pomegranate juice
1oz tequila
3/4oz fresh lime juice
1/4oz simple syrup
salt and lime for garnish
Combine juices, tequila in glass with ice, stir, then add simple syrup and give another stir. Don't forget to rim your glass with salt and garnish with a lime wedge.Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredeints ready: pomegranate juice, vodka, lemon lime soda, lemon wedge for garnish

Sunshine and Pumpkin take the lounge on a 3-hour harbor cruise. Do we make it back alive? Do we make coconut-creme pies? Who is the "Gilligan?" These are just some of the exciting questions you'll have to tune in to get answers to. Pumpkin also discusses the new fall air fresheners.

Drink of the Week
Bring Your Own Boat Drink!

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredeints ready: pomegranate juice, tequila, triple sec, and lime juice. Salt if desired

Sunshine attends the Los Angeles Food & Wine Expo. If you haven't been to one of these before, you need to find one in your area, register, and get a designated driver. Theres nothing better than drinking all day and "working" at the same time. On a more serious note, Sunshine tries to understand why his neighbor keeps leaving her hooker panties on top of the washer and dryer.....Is she sending a message?

Sunshine returns from vegas with a story or two about shows, fun etc. Pumpkin tells all about the crazy asian napkin lady. Do you every see people in comprimising situations....? We do all the time and tell you all about it. Be sure to try making your own tiki punch this week, we give you all a chance to show off and mix your own cocktail. Make sure you send us your best recipe so we can show off your drink on a future show.

Drink of the week
Tiki Punch.
Carbonated fruit punch,
vodka or rum,
fruit juice,
any other mixer; like sweet and sour.
Mix to your hearts content, its up to you. Send us your great recipe.

Next weeks drink
Have the following ingredients ready:Vodka, rum, gin, triple sec, pomegranate juice, simple syrup.

Pumpkin has a lot to say about beer openers in hotel bathrooms. You would have never thought something so simple could drive someone so crazy. Hillary Clinton as the next president? We hope not. But, the most interesting topic of the week has got to be Pumpkins new idea for a game show invlolving oral sex on random people, or is it random? Listen for all the great moments in this weeks show.

Drink of the week
Yellow Bird
1.5 oz light rum
1 oz banana liqueur
3oz pineapple juice
Mix all in shaker with ice, pour over ice.

Next weeks drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Shasta Tiki Punch, vodka or rum and a juice of your choice.

After several requests, Sunshine tells everyone how to pick out the perfect Hawaiian Shirt. Hawaiian shirts are the perfect attire for a luau, casual dinner, or your local PTA meeting. Don't be fooled by low prices and kitchy designs, go with an original. Pumpkin tells all about her trip to Alaska, as well as the horrible service provided by Alaska Airlines. Take it from us, never never fly Alaska Airlines. Other random topics include: People using cell phones in the bathroom, frequent bladder medications, and Tiger Woods playing grab ass with himself.

Drink of the Week
Surf Rider
1 oz light rum
1oz dark rum
1 tsp lemon juice
1 oz orange juice
dash of orgeat syrup
sugar to taste
Shake all in shaker with ice, pour over ice.

Next week's drink
Have the following ingredients ready, light rum, banana liqueur, orange juice, pineapple juice.

Have you ever wondered what other people are thinking when they make decisions? We have to. Hear our thoughts on the new phenomenom of christian perfumes. Don't forget about the newest thing in toilet paper, Christian toilet paper. Pumpkin brings in samples of some vagina burning bath salts, we discuss. Pumpkin also goes into the fun and drama of old people in public bathrooms. Sunshine puts out an add for a lounge/pool boy. Lastly we do some email shout outs and a hello to all our friends on myspace. Tune in and check us out in the lounge this week to hear about all this and more.

Drink of the Week
Moraccan Tea
2 cups chilled fresh brewed tropical tea
15 smashed mint leaves
splash of roses lime juice
1 cup vodka
2 cups ice.
Mix chilled tea, vodka and lime juice in a pitcher. Stir, add ice and mint leaves. Serve coldwith an orange wheel for garnish.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: dark rum, light rum, lemon juice, sugar, OJ, orgeat syrup.

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This weeks episode is jam packed with bacon, insanity and a dash of terrorism. Sunshine introduces his favorite new cook book, all about bacon. Did you know bacon can be for dessert? Saddam goes on a one meal hunger strike, there a real trooper for ya. We read a delightful email from Michelle in Switzerland about legal gay unions, discuss thoughts and opinions. This takes the Jesus out of marriage. Pumpkin gives us a quick update on her mothers latest bought of insanity while we listen to some classical violin concertos.

Drink of the week
Well Drink
Mix 2oz vodka with 6 oz of cranberry, oj or grapefruit juices. Pour ingredients over ice and stir.

Next weeks drink
Whole mint leaves, fresh brewed tropical tea, Rose's lime juice, vodka, an orange.

In our never ending effort to keep it fun and new we crash a listeners pad this week. With booze in one arm and our portable studio in the other we drop by the home of Starshine (her old Indian Maiden name) for some impromtu cocktails, chat and a very short singalong with her husband from the never recorded band airportbar. Check out the pictures on our flickr page. For the first time we had a child in the studio, not to much of a problem but after a few drinks we pretty much let him do anything he wanted. This leads us to our discussion about different forms of child discipline. It's never to early to start.

Drink of the Week
Navy Grog
1 1/2 oz light rum
1 1/2 oz gold rum
1 1/2 oz dark rum
2 oz each pineapple, orange and grapefruit juices
in shaker with ice and pour over ice, etc.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready:Vodka, Rum, orange juice, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice.

The world is a crazy, messed up place. As proof Sunshine and Pumpkin discuss the most recent popular gossip and odd information. Did you ever wonder why only corn comes on the cob? Or maybe have childhood nightmares of old people spawning "hair down there" from their swimsuits? Certainly you will want to hear the amazing singing goat. If any of that doesn't tickle your fancy just check out Pumpkins commentary about competitive eating.

Drink of the Week
Passion Fruit Martini
1 1/2 oz citrus vodka
1/2 oz Cointreau
1 1/2 oz passion fruit juice
1 oz white cranberry juice
shake in an ice shaker and pour over ice, etc.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready:Vodka, Rum, orange juice, grapefruit juice, cranberry juice.

This week we take you on our fabulous road trip to Trader Vic's, at the world-famous Beverly Hilton hotel in glamorous Beverly Hills, CA, in trendy 90210. Before we hit the road, we discuss the burning topics of nameless fruit drink, how to get out of jury duty, with assistance from our listeners, and Sunshine introduces his "scam" to raise money for the Lounge and pay for new toys. Finally we hit the road, spend half the day on the Los Angeles freeways, and arrive at Trader Vic's. We enjoy a well-deserved cocktail stiff enough to knock you on your ass, and suck up the atmosphere while dining on some average food. Check out the pictures on our Flickr Photostream so you too can feel like you were there with us at Trader Vic's. Please forgive the audio, we are road-show virgins. Drink of the Week: Trader Vic's Original Mai-Tai You'll have to go there to experience this one.

After much ado about something, we finally do the big vodka tasting show! With Lola and Regina joining us in the Lounge, we try 6 different vodkas and test their olfactory senses and tastebuds. The tastings included Belvedere, Popov, Smirnoff, Albertsons, Hamptons, and another Ghetto brand. Will the self-professed Vodka Snob, Lola be able to name the brands in this blind taste test, or just pass out trying? Join us in the lounge, for the usual verbal shenanigans and to help initiate our first two guests on the show.

Drink of the Week
Kona Cocktail
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 oz midori
2 oz pineapple juice
shake in an ice shaker and pour over ice, etc.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Lemon Vodka, 100% Passionfruit Juice (Health Food Store), Fresh Lemon Juice, Fresh Lime.

Pumpkin introduces the "how-to" of Zen in your home. We'll go from the Zen state-of-mind including sounds, nature, colors and moods to bringing organic pieces into your home. By sticking to clean lines, uncluttered areas, and minimal decor, you too can create a Zen atmosphere in your home. With a special focus on the elements: wind, fire, earth, and water. We also discuss the effect stupid people have on their surroundings. and the overwelming horror of stupid people in numbers! Sunshine also preaches envionmentatlity and vows to see Al Gore's movie :An Inconvenient Truth. Thats about it. Oh ya! and we continue to challenge our listeners to give us suggestions for our Road-Trip show!

Drink of the Week
Chinese Cocktail
1 1/2 oz Jamaican Rum
1 tsp triple sec
1 tsp maraschino liqueur
1 tbsp grenadine
1 dash bitters
Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass with ice.

Next weeks drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Pineapple Juice, Vodka, Midori.

This is part 2 of our 2 part series.
Sunshine continues to walk you through the decor, lighting and ambience of a Tiki Lounge or Bar. Don't know what to put on your walls, bar, or what to put your drinks in? Then check out this episode. Sunshine and Pumpkin also delve into the usual bitch-fest. We rant about lookey-loos in traffic, fatty power, and Father's Day plans. Sunshine also speaks about the Channel Islands National Park, a true gem in the National Park system. Plan a trip to these pristine isles soon, and check out the link.

Check out the following links for Tiki Decor!
Trader Vic's
Art.com
Flamingo Mania.com
Nautical Tropical.com
Paradise Found Online

Drink of the week
Pantry Raider
Sunshine forgot to bring the booze this week. So get behind the bar, grab anything you can find. Pour ingredients into a glass and drink up!

Next week's drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Jamaican Dark Rum, Triple Sec, Maraschino Liquer, Grenadine, Bitters.

This week Sunshine introduces the first in a two-part series on "How to build a Tiki Lounge."
This week we go over all of the basic booze, liquers and mixers you'll need. Check us out next week for Part Two, where we'll discuss decor barware, plants, lighting, and music. Sunshine and Pumpkin also discuss filtering crappy booze, magically changing into premium spirits. Pumpkin expresses dismay about her boyfriend flying across the Atlantic to ride stupid roller coasters. We also breifly discuss the failure of the Senate to pass the Federal Marriage Amendment. Yay Gays! Lastly, Pumpkin gives Sunshine his very-late birthday present.
Check out these sites for help with drink recipes, booze, and tips. Paradise Found Online
Trader Vic's

Drink of the Week
The Blue Whale
1 1/2 oz Vodka
1 1/2 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Lemon Juice
1 tsp Fine Sugar
Shake all with ice in a shaker, pour into chilled cocktail glass.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Vodka, Midori, Pineapple Juice.

This weeks cocktail bombed...so if you haven't made it yet DON'T. We admit when we make a mistake, and the Octopus is a bad drink. We decided to whip another cocktail and entitled it "on the spot." Delicious!
The show is a tribute to Summer and all that goes with it. BBQ's and booze, what better pair? We read some listener email from England, give some advice on parenting and use dirty body part names for no reason at all.
You know you want to listen.

Drink of the Week 
Octopus
1.5 oz light rum 151
1.5 oz OJ
1.5 oz Passion fruit nectar
Dash of Angostura bitters
Soda
Hold the soda, pour the rest into a large snifter. Fill with finely crushed ice. Top with soda and stir. Garnish with a whole papaya.

Next weeks drink
Have the following ingredeints ready: Vodka, Blue Curacao, Fresh lemon juice, fine sugar.

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Drink of the Week
Hawaiian Sunset
1 1/2 oz. Light Rum
1/2 oz. Orange Curacao
1/2 oz. Orgeat Syrup
1 oz. Sweet Sour
Grenadine Syrup
Blend ingredients except grenadine in blender with ice. Pour into tall glass, and top with grenadine. Garnish with fresh lime.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Light Rum 151, Orange Juice, Passion Fruit Nectar, Angostura Bitters and Soda.

On this week's show
Sunshine and Pumpkin send a big "Howdy" to their listeners on the continent of Africa. The hot dog conspiracy continues, warning: don't let your children choke on weiners. Bush continues to speak on behalf of the country with arrogance and stupidity. A heavy episode, but worth the listen.

Drink of the Week:
The Wavebender
1oz orange juice
1/2 oz lemon juice
dash of grenadine
add to shaker with ice, pour into collins glass over ice. Top off with ginger ale. Yum!

Next Weeks drink:
Have the following ingredients ready:1 Light Rum, Orange Curacao, Orgeat Syrup, Sweet Sour, Grenadine Syrup.

News Flash!
Hot Dogs now come in packages of eight. Amazing! Pumpkins Mother takes a dive off the deep end with taboo questions for the beadroom. Large people clap while walking for cancer and we say a great big tiki HELLO to all our fans in Washington, Oregon and British Columbia.

Drink of the Week
Pineapple-Coconut Margarita
1oz Tequila
1oz Triple Sec
1-2 oz Cream of Coconut or Coconut Milk
1 cup ice
Blend all ingredients, pour into margarita glass rimmed with sugar or salt.

Next Week's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Orange Juice, Lemon Juice, Grenadine, Ginger Ale

Show Notes
Sometimes you just can't get what you want. Horrible customer service has become a part of life but you can get your point across with dirty language and yelling. David Blaine fails us all, and the new nutritional tv shows...some good and some bad. Pumpkin walks for cancer with Mom, and we talk about Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's out there!

 

Drink of the Week
Pearl Harbor
1oz Vodka
1oz Midori
1/2oz Pineapple Juice
1/2oz Orange Juice
Maraschino Cherry for garnish
Toss all into a shaker with ice. Shake, strain, into collins glass filled with ice. Enjoy!

Next Weeks's Drink
Have the following ingredients ready: Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Coconut Milk, Blender, Ice, Salt.

Show Notes
Sunshine and Pumpkin delve deep into their pants to discuss shaving or not shaving. Mexico's president and president bush are the same evil man. Immigration tickles our hot button, but the traffic sure was better. Lastly, we take the time to share our thoughts on cow flatulance's contributions to global warming. It doesn't get any better!

Newsflash!
The Senate is preparing to Vote on the "Federal Marriage Amendment" This defines Marriage in the United States as only between Man and Woman. Think about this... Regardless about how you personally feel about Gay people getting married. The constitution is no place for this type of discrimination!
This amendment would forever write discrimination into the United States Constitution. The Constitution was written to protect and ensure equality for ALL Americans. This amendment would destroy that equality by rewriting the Constitution to treat same-sex couples differently than other Americans.
Church and State are separate in America! That is what makes our country so great! We are free to pursue our own beliefs. But crazy conservatives are trying to destroy that basic principal which our country was founded on.
Please take 1 minute to visit This Website to ask your senator to Vote against the FMA and defend the principles of freedom and equality in our Constitution.

Drink of the week
Kungaloosh!
1 cup Daily's Strawberry Daiquiri Mix
1/4 cup orange juice
1/4 cup Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1/4 cup blackberry brandy
Toss it in a blender with enough ice to make it
slushy.

Next Weeks Drink
Have the follwing ingredients ready: Vodka, Melon Liqueur, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice, Maraschino Cherry

Show Notes
This week Sunshine and Pumpkin discover that the cool people party on Thursday. We also tell the story of the rainbow flag, piss off God and lets not forget the tale of the pink lint in the dryer.
Pour a drink and enjoy!

Featured Music
Supersoul by 4saisonz from the PodSafe Music Network

Drink of the Week
Passion Fruit Margarita
2oz tequila
1oz orange liqueur
1oz passion fruit puree
1oz lime juice
1oz simple syrup
ice
blend all together, salt or sugar rim of glass if you like.

Next Week's Drink
Have these ingredients ready: Spiced Rum, Blackberry Brandy, Strawberry Daquiri Mix, Orange Juice, a blender.

PSA: End religion based oppression of gay students.
Hi there ladies, it’s me, Wanda Wisdom, from equalityride.com, and learn more about the organization, the riders, and their experiences. It goes without saying that these folks deserve our support. So check them out today! Thank you, ladies! Have a great one! Toodles!

Show Notes
Sunshine and Pumpking discuss the heavy topic of ball pain and the hot dog bun conspiracy. Old ladies have stinky poo farts and let it all out. We are disgusted with the upcoming movie Flight 93. Our lovely President has surely pushed for movies that will continue fear of other nations....supposed terrorists!
What a jackass!!

Drink of the Week:
The Gilligan's Island
1oz Vodka
1oz Peach Schnapps
3oz Cranberry Juice
3oz Orange Juice

Next Week's Drink:
Have the following ingredients ready: passion fruit puree, tequila, ice, a blender.

Show Notes:
Imminent action against Iran, Yeah!! America's children are the fattest, and will be the dumbest of "educated" nations by 2023. New Car seats for fat babies. Bush likes his Americans stupid and fat.

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Drink of the Week:
Fuzzy Ass
2 oz Citrus Vodka
1.5 oz Peach Schnapps
1 oz Sour Mix
1 Tsp Grenadine
Fill with Sprite
Combine all ingredients but Sprite in shaker with ice. Cover, Shake and strain into cocktail glass. Pour sprite over top of cocktail. Garnish with a whole strawberry sliced down middle, wedge on glass rim.

Next Weeks Drink:
Have these ingredients ready: vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and cranberry juice.

Show Notes:
Pumpkin is dissappointed to miss out on the Price Is Right. We agree that tipping sucks and decide to sing along with Julie Andrews. Sunshine decrees that Speedus Minimus is the official GOD of Los Angeles. Daylight savings time gives us more sunlight and more shenanigans.

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Drink of the Week:
Jamaican Tenspeed
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz Melon liqueur
1/4 oz creme de banana
1/4 oz Malibu rum (any coconut rum)
1/2 oz half and half
Put all ingredients in shaker with ice, shake, strain into glass.

Virgin Wanda Wisdom
1 cup frozen or frozen
Strawberries
1 whole kiwi peeled and sliced and frozen
1/4 cup OJ
1/4 cup pineapple juice
1/2 cup ginger ale
1 cup ice
Put all ingredients in blender, blend for 20-30 seconds and pour in glass. Sugar rim of glass if you like.

Show notes: Do black people come from basketballs, we discuss. Recent visits to movie theatres cause outrage. Crappy movies. Hear Sunshines point of view on credit companies taking advantage of minorities and illegal immigrants.

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This week we discussed Gay Rights in South Dakota, including the Anti-Gay Marriage and Anti-Gay Adoption Bills.
Sunshine goes to Vegas, and Pumpkin discusses her views on inferior American toilets.

A Special Helloo There! to Wanda Wisdom.

Drink of the Week:
Planter's Punch
3 oz Jamaican Rum
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Orange Juice
3 oz Pineapple Juice
2 dashes Angostura Bitters
Dash of Grenadine
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A Special Shout Out to our Listener in South America, whoever you are! This week, things on our mind included: Life near Saturn, A better life for Republicans. John Stewart as the next President? Could it work? Celebrating St. Patrick's day. And Dolly Parton's hooters.

This week's Drink:
Key Lime Pie Martini

2 oz Vanilla Vodka
1 oz Lime Juice
1 oz Half & Half
Combine ingredients in a shaker with ice and strain into a cocktail glass. Garnish with a wedge of lime! Careful, this drink will keep you wanting more!!

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Topics Include: Reminders for Retards. Fat People were born for Buffets. Pumpkin takes us to Hawaii to discuss Tiki Butts. Clay Aiken, The worlds biggest loser. The Pussy gets a bath. This week's drink is the: MelonMartini! Take 2 oz Vodka, 2 oz Pineapple Juice, 1 oz Midori. Shake with Ice and strain into a Martini Glass. Garnish with Frozen Melon Balls.

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Our third and most informative show. Our drink this week is packed with antioxidant goodness and will set your spirits souring. Hear us rant about Amish Country, George W. Bush, Lisa Loeb as well as our favorite things. And a special report on our prison system keeping inmates up to date on covering up their crimes.

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